Who Knows/Crazy Hippy
Crazy Hippy gets his name from the fact that he tails people with little more than a loincloth to cover his dignity, dives into skips searching for more clothes and offers to do things others cant/wont, like finding rope to base jump thousands of feet off buildings, just to save more time than taking the stairs.
Crazy Hippy is NOT kreeger and doesnt care about the kreeger... making fun of his short frame is perfectly fine, as he makes fun of himself all the time, referring to him as kreeger to his face is more thsn likely to warrent a fist to the family jewels faster than anyone can say "short arse"
Apart from Altophilia and the urge to jump off tall buildings, Crazy Hippy has more than a fondness for the nerd/cultural slang known as Shadowtalk, making it very difficult to understand what he is referring to in certain situations, as terminology such as "All the Monies" and "F.A.I.L" show up regularly in his speech.
In a nutshell, Crazy Hippy is peace man, adrenaline junky and self styled nerd in one package.