Jacob VI

Self proclaimed Swamp King of Deadpool, Jacob reigned from <date>858 to 842</date>, making him one of the longest surviving monarchs in history. He was believed to have been shot by an usurper at the Battle of Jacob's Asshole, but it is unknown if this was fatal. Neither he nor his body have been positively identified since. However, because of the radiation levels on Deadpool, even if he escaped the battle in secret it is unlikely hewould be alive today.