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A TV series produced by the Ecclesiastical Enrichment Network, and originally broadcast in Calibre City between 860 and 854. Widely considered to be FAIL, and the only show ever to be rated 0/10 by CRAM Magazine.

In each episode, Father Goodfredrik Tuesday discovers some crime or heresy, and sets out to destroy those responsible. It is never made clear why he does this, or in many cases how he finds out about the villain's activities. The climax of the episode is a protracted firefight, usually involving massive explosions and heavy weapons (which producer Wilyam Thrope believed were the main selling point of any action series, although it is never explained where a priest gets rocket launchers from).

Tuesday then meets the main villain face to face, tells him the appropriate penance for his sins (as if taking confession), and utters the catchphrase "I'll never forgive you, and neither will God" before shooting the criminal in the eye with a particle shotgun.