Toni Struthers

• Born: <address>[Magellan/Southshore]</address>, <date>866-Feb-3.</date>
• Player: Crazy Hobbit
• Last Known Location: Auric I
• Campaign Participation:
  • Who Knows
  • Roadtrip
  • The True King of Asshole (first runthrough)
  • Oasis (in progress)

An accountant, working for the prestigious Magellan firm of Willet, Krane and Merger. His main claim to fame is that he was fired from the firm for violently attacking his boss Asskenman Willet on <date>846-Mar-7.</date>, but then persuaded the firm's own contracted lawyer to defend him pro bono from criminal charges.

<ooc label="The following information is not publicly known">Toni is a self-styled geek warrior, though many people on the shadownets have come to think of him as a bit of an icecube. He has been interested in extreme sports, though he has often found that he lacks the nerve to actually go through with a lot of the things he wants to do.

His job was as an accountant, but he frequently finds himself resorting to browsing the Magellan worldnet to find things he really should know

Many people at his place of work have speculated that he only got his job by leveraging anti-discrimination laws, because of his Kreeger heritage. Combined with half a dozen uncles who (because of his natural talent in cooking and cleaning) persist in referring to Toni as “she”, this has led him to explosions of rage whenever anyone draws attention to his heritage.

In <date>846</date>, he punched out a senior partner at Willet, Krane and Merger (one of Little Egypt's most prodigious accounting firms), for commenting that Kreeger women are generally lazy. Since then, he has had to take temporary jobs with a number of smaller firms (mostly in or around Red Park) until he can find a better job.

He once collaborated online with Fylings native Dorrader Gen to design a robot called Terror Bite for TV show Robodestruction Derby. They won their first bout, but were later cut from the broadcast when the number of episodes had to be reduced by 1 due to a scheduling error.

Hanging around at a group performing Ganlan's Way, Toni was approached by a man wearing lots of gold, and offered “the most exciting ride of your life” - pushed to make an immediate choice, he accepted immediately</ooc>

<ooc label="Secret character diary">

Who Knows

Lost hismemory, became a sleeper agent, tried to abseil without a rope, spent along time in a wheelchair, dropped his wheelchair (and the nuke he was carrying) off the bridge outside Dyclaess and Schrodinger. Escaped to Callifrey with the others.

Roadtrip

Saved Corian's Library from disaster; escaped with Danyelle Fielding and Tim into a Slipstream Transit; ended up on Asshole instead of Marlinspike.

True King of Asshole

Was conscripted into a war by a violent gang trying to stage a military coup; convinced them that the party was too useless to bother with; escaped the system just as war broke out. Fell out of a hole in the ship, last seen on Auric I </ooc>